Lady Jasmine saturates a scarlet uniform in dozens of eggs
Bright red 27" below-the-knee workwear skirt by Alexandra
Red polo-shirt with navy trim, by Alexandra
Smart black court shoes
We've all heard the old "are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin" line
commonly used by storytellers the world over. Well, sitting comfortably is
just as important when being gunged as when reading tales, so Lady Jasmine
starts this set by carefully placing an empty flan base on a stool, cracking
three large eggs into it, and then gracefully sitting herself down in the eggs,
leaving a nice comfortable patch of soggy eggy wetness on the back of her
Once she's assured of a comfortable seat, Lady J proceeds to slowly cover
every inch of the rest of her outfit in egg mess. First the shoes are filled,
and then she puts them back on. Next her tights-clad lower legs get the
treatment, and then she cracks many eggs into the lap of her brand new scarlet
skirt, the clean crisp material slowly succumbing to the unrelenting deluge
of yolks and whites.
Once the front of the skirt is thoroughly soaked it's the turn of the polo
shirt, eggs cracked over each shoulder and all over her front and chest, and
then she does her hair too, egg shampoo is one of the best hair treatments
available after all.
Next the contents of a bucket of eggs are poured into Lady Jasmine's lap,
and then she takes to the floor and ensures the back of the skirt is thoroughly
saturated in mess too.
And then, the grand finale, a large bucket of eggs down Lady Jasmine's back.
Except it didn't go quite as planned and the entire contents of the bucket are
seen pouring down the inside of her collar and inside the polo-shirt. That was
Well, they do say you can't deluge a girl in yolks and whites without
breaking a few eggs...
Mini-trailer included below - note members videos are full size.