Videos included in this download:
- gm-2f90-v1a (11 minutes, 10 seconds)
- gm-2f90-v1 (20 minutes, 53 seconds)
In the Bean Time...
Modesty will learn to enjoy her beans!
"Beans, beans, good for the heart, the more you pour in your jeans, the
richer and more powerfull you become!" Well, no-one ever claimed the Seventh
Earl of Langstonedale was a good poet, but the line above, which he apparently
penned after a particularly wild night of savoury gunge fun involving every
serving wench in the house, in the depths of the bitter winter of 1885, pretty
accurately summed up his take on the matter of baked beans.
He was possibly also the first person in England to dress his servants in
uniforms made of denim, having seen images and samples of the newly-invented
American trousers - he even had the serving wenches wearing actual jeans for
both heavy work, and gunge fun, though alas society at large still took a
dim view of women wearing trousers at the time, and social pressure saw the
household revert to more traditional servants' atire by the end of the
In these enlightened times of course women of all classes wear jeans,
and the ladies of Saturation Hall regularly get gunged in them too! Which
brings us to Modesty, dressed in black strappy swimsuit over black bra,
and blue jeans tucked into her leather explorer boots (to catch the drips), about
to get a propper egging and beaning at the skilled hands of Prudence the
Housekeeper, suitably dressed for the task in the modern Hall servants'
uniform. Don't worry, Prudence has her own beaning and egging coming up
Prudence starts with a pair of eggs in a bowl. Plop! Plop!, down they
go inside the front of Modesty's swimsuit. Round the back, more eggs into
the swimsuit, either side. Her jeans get the egg treatment next, two down
the front, and then two more sliding wetly down the back. There's quite a
bit of raw egg soaking through Modesty's jeans' legs from the inside by
the time Prudence has finished with her egg pouring. And then it's beans
Beans down the front of her jeans, beans down the back of her jeans,
her swimsuit filled with beans front and back - and then, while Prudence
supervises, Modesty takes charge herself and finishes off any remaining
dry areas she can find with yet more cans of beans, before kneeling down
in the bean puddle on the floor and smearing more beans all over her
jeans and swimsuit.
If you like girls having their trousers filled with raw eggs and
baked beans, you need this set!